A man named Derek walks into a bar and takes a seat next to another man. The man looks over and says "Hey, have you heard of the new drink called 'Bounce'? It's amazing!"
Derek responds "Yeah? What's so special about it?"
In which the man replied "You wouldn't believe it, it makes you immune to falling!"
Derek laughs before blatantly calling him an idiot. In spite to prove his own point, the man buys the drink and quickly climbs up the tall building. He proceeds to jump off, yet slows down to a safe landing at the base of the tower. He runs back into the bar to see Derek staring in astonishment. "That's impossible! I need to try it for myself!"
Derek proceeds to order the drink and then races up to the tower. With a quick breath, he jumps off. As quick as he jumped, he landed with a SPLAT against the hard concrete.
The bartender looks over at the mess, then back at the man.
"You know Superman, you're a real dickhead when you're drunk".
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