A black man was found at the bottom of a river wrapped in chains. The police arrive, along with the county sheriff, and Jesse Jackson, who had heard what happened and immediately came down.
Jesse Jackson announces to the gathered crowd, "THIS MAN HAS BEEN MURDERED!"
The sheriff looks at Jesse Jackson and replies, "This was no murder. This nigger stole so many chains he couldn't swim across the river!"
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