So there's a janitor in New York, let's call him Joe. Joe's not all that particular about his work as long as he's working and getting paid. One day, Joe saw an job posting for a mosque looking for someone to clean the place up at night after the worshipers had gone home. So, he contacts the mosque and takes the job.
It turns out that the worshipers generally keep the mosque pretty clean and it ends up being easy money for a guy like Joe. He's left with enough time at night to take another cleaning job, and when a second mosque puts up a job posting for a night janitor, he jumps at the chance.
One night, Joe comes in to work wearing a crown. The imam greets him on his way in and asks him why he's wearing the crown. Joe puffs up his chest and replies, "sir, I am the Custodian of the Two Mosques!"
*In case explanation is needed, [Custodian of the Two Mosques] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custodian_of_the_Two_Holy_Mosques) is a title of the King of Saudi Arabia
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