And his job was a steamroller driver. One day, his job took him down by the sea as he was tasked to flatten loads of sand in his roller.
As a cocky Chinese guy, he spent all day bragging to anyone that would listen, what a great steamroller driver he was. He was so cocky he would drive without holding the steering wheel, he stood on the chair and even jumped off and then back in again while it was still rolling. During one particularly daring trick, the massive showoff decided he could run on the big roller like a treadmill. As he did so, he realised he was not as skilled as he thought and the steamroller splat him flatter than a pancake.
The poor Chinese guy was so embarrassed by his ostentatious behaviour that he flipped and flopped himself off the beach, into the sea. To live as a crushed asian.
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