There once were three construction workers. One was Mexican, one was Chinese, and the third was American. They all sit down to have their lunch. The Mexican says "Tacos again? If I get tacos one more time, im gonna jump off this building." The Chinese says "Chao Mein again? If I get Chao Mein one more time, im gonna jump off this building." The American says "PB&J again? If I get PB&J one more time, im jumping off this building."
The next day they jumped off the building.
At the Mexican's funeral, his wife said "I thought tacos were his favorite meal...."
At the Chinese's funeral, his wife said "He loved Chao Mein..."
At the American's funeral, his wife said "That dumb fuck.... he packed his own lunches!"
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or so she thought! Secretly, the man had been visiting his lover in the mornings, and she was the one that was preparing his lunch. Meanwhile the other two were just really bad at communicating.........
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