When he arrives, he meets up with the president of Russia for a tour of the nation. "I figured we could play a game that is *wildly* popular here, friend. It is called Russian roulette!"
The Nigerian president was curious, and asked how to play.
"Simple!" said the Russian as he pulled out a revolver.
"you put *one bullet* into this gun, point it to your head, squeeze the trigger, and hope for the best."
The Nigerian was no coward. He pulled the gun to his head after the Russian's succsesful attempt, and *click*
He was safe.
Weeks later, the Russian president paid a visit to his good friend in Nigeria.
He asked the Nigerian what their activities of the day would consist of.
"My friend, today we play Nigerian roulette!"
The Nigerian clapped his hands and 6 beautiful women approached in front of the two men.
"Now here is how you play. Pick a woman, and she will give you the greatest blowjob you have *ever* had!"
The Russian was confused, and asked what the catch was.
The Nigerian laughed.
"You see my friend, one of these women happens to be a cannibal!"
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