and because he was very fond of his profession, he insisted to God he should allow him to build a small pub in heaven.
God allowed him to sell some beers for his happiness' sake. So, after a few weeks of total success, with a huge crowd drinkin beer after heavenly works, the old man, owner of the pub, decided he would make much more success in Hell, beacause of its climate. So he asks God if he can go to Hell to expand his business.
God allowed him to continue with his plan, and sent the old fella to Hell.
Upon arriving, he receives the permission from Devil to build his new pub. It was a beautiful pub, well decorated, air conditioned, serving perfectly ice-cold dutch/german/belgian beer.
Well, after 2 weeks since it's opening, the pub hasn't had any costumers yet, and the old fella went to the Devil, to ask why in hell, despite of the heat, no one went to drink beer.
The Devil responded: "Ah, well, you see, no one in hell drinks since there are only methodist, mormons and pentecostal christians here."
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