"Little Johnny, do you know how babies are born?"
The little boy, scared, answers immediately:
"I don't wanna know! Please promise you won't tell me, dad!!!"
The dad is really nonplussed, confused, and asks him:
"But why in the world don't you want to know, Johnny?"
Johnny, hiccuping and sobbing:
"When I turned six, I was told the Easter bunny wasn't real. When I turned eight, I found out there are no such things as fairy godparents, mermaids or wizards. At ten, I found out that Santa was you. If now I find out adults don't fuck, I don't see any reason to keep on living!!"
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