One day various parts of the human body are arguing of which was the most important and deserved to be in charge of the body.
The eyes claimed, 'I navigate the body and watch out for danger, so I make the most sense to be the boss!'
The tongue replied by saying, 'Nonsense, I provide energy for the body by helping to reshape food so that it can make its way to the stomach to be broken down and since eating would be impossible without me I deserve to be in charge!'
The throat chimed in by saying 'You would be useless without me, for there are several feet which the food must travel through me in order to make it to the stomach, as such an integral piece I should be in charge!'
On and on they argued until a barely discernible voice chimed in from far below...'I should be the boss!' said the asshole.
All the other parts began mocking the asshole for his claim, until he decided to clench shut...the eyes became crossed, the tongue was tied, and the throat was in a knot.
After three days they all cried 'Enough already! you can be the boss!!'
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