We find a table, and he volunteers to go and get the drinks. Taking the chance for a cheap laugh, I point out the most overly complicated, quasi-coffee -appucino beverage I can see on the menu, hand him a fiver, and proceed to wait in anticipation.
A few minutes later he returns, placing the correct drink before me, and smiles - knowing that he had foiled my ploy.
But then he tried to give me my change...
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