Two very soon-to-be parents arrive at the hospital, with the future mother already well into labor. The pediatrician offers the couple the first chance to test out the new technology, which allows the father and mother of the child to experience childbirth together, with all its pains and joys.
The father agrees. How sensitive of this man! He wants to share this once in a life time experience with his wife.
The doc hooks them up, but even deep into labor, nothing happens to the father. The doc scratches his head, tries out a few things, but still can't get the device to work.
The couple welcome their first child into the world: a boy.
The father returns home while the mother rests, to find the mailman curled up in agony-induced shock on his front porch.
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