As I tried to scurry off before she woke up, she rolled over and exclaimed, "Where are you going?"
I calmly express to her how last night was great, but I'm not sure I can commit to one person right now. She seemed taken back and began to sob before quietly muttering,
"So this is your way of divorcing me, Robert?!"
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