...when St. Peter calls him over and asks if he can take over for a bit so that he can use the bathroom. Jesus agrees, what harm could there be in it.
So after a while, an old man who looks slightly familiar to Jesus walks up to be judged.
"What's your name sir?" Jesus asked.
The old man replied "I suppose in your language it would be Joseph".
Intrigued, Jesus then asked him "And what was your occupation sir?"
"I was a carpenter." The old man replied.
Thinking that it might have been his earthly father, Jesus then asked, "was there anything that you would note as odd or strange in your life?"
The old man replies "Why yes of course, and it all had to do with my son. See, he didn't come into the world and normal child would."
Jesus is now almost certain of who it is and asks "Any discerning features about him?"
The old man thinks for a moment and says "Well he did have holes in his hands and feet."
Jesus stands up and gives the man large hug yelling "It's so good to see you here dad!"
To which the old man screams "Oh it's so good to see you up here too Pinocchio".
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