The priest says that the day's theme for mass is the afterlife. Wanting to gauge the opinions of the congregation, he asks everyone who believes in ghosts to raise their hands. About half the congregation raises their hands.
Next, he asks those with their hands raised if they've ever spoken with a ghost. About half of those lower their hands in response.
The priest says he has one last question: "Of those who have their hands raised still, who among you has ever had a relationship with a ghost?" Everyone lowers their hand except for one young man in the far back, alone in his pew. The priest scans the crowd and sees him.
The priest is shocked and says, "Mr. O'Brien, would you mind coming up to the altar to give us your testimony of this relationship?" O'Brien says, "Sure, Father, right away." So O'Brien walks up to the altar, all eyes on him. The priest asks him again to tell the story of his relationship with a ghost. Upon hearing this, O'Brien asks, "Ghost?", which the priest reaffirms. O'Brien looks confused, then relieved and says, "Oh! Begging your pardon, Father, I thought you said goats!"
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