So I'm at the old folk's home

And I'm ease dropping on a conversation 3 old men are having. First guy is complaining that every day at 6 am, he has the uncontrollable urge to piss.

Second guy responds, "You think that's bad? I have the uncontrollable urge to shit at 7 am everyday. I have to wait to be helped out of bed every morning."

Third guy says, "Oh yeah, well everyday I get the uncontrollable urge to shit and piss at 8 am. It's the worst."
"How is that bad?" The first 2 men ask.

"Because I don't wake up until 9."

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