It's a very fulfilling job. I go to daycare centers, Pre-K, and Kindergarden classrooms and give out healthy snacks. I feel great encouraging kids to develop a healthy lifestyle early in life, and the kids love me. The parents love me, too, but for some reason, every time I talk about my job to other people, I get a lot of hate.
I don't know why, maybe it's because I'm a man, but every time I mention my job to someone, they become really hostile, calling me a pervert and a pedophile, and often going so far as calling the police. The police aren't very understanding either; usually they have to call my boss and have her confirm that I'm not doing anything wrong and in all the time i've worked for her, i've had absolutely zero complaints from parents or children.
I swear, it's not easy being a Child Grapist.
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