So i work at this place and I had to make all these burritos and wrap them in syran wrap and then put a sticker with the expiration date on them. I forgot to put the stickers on it. My coworker asked did you date the burritos?
So i work at this place and I had to make all these burritos and wrap them in syran wrap and then put a sticker with the expiration date on them. I forgot to put the stickers on it. My coworker asked did you date the burritos?
I said no I don't like to put labels on things
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