The host of the party was this really cute chick named Annie who was flirting with me pretty hardcore. She tells me she would like to go outside but says first I have to get her wheelchair... oh shit she's a paraplegic. I wasn't about to let that stop me so I help her into her chair and we go out back under this tree in the yard. Annie then opens up a backpack she had on the back of the chair and pulls out a swing of some sort. I hooked the swing up in the tree and I banged the living daylights out of that girl right there in the back yard. Best lay I've ever had. We finish up and now her parents are home but she just says it's cool. I help Annie down and roll her in the house where she introduces me to her folks. Her father shakes my hand and then hands me a fifty dollar bill. Confused I ask "What's this for?" Her dad looks me in the eye and says, "Because the last asshole just left her in the tree."
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