So I went over to my uncle with a lisp's house

He asked me "hey d-do you w-w-want a d-d-dee-dee-d-d-d-deep-deep-d-deeeeeep freezer?"

I replied: "Noo thanks buddy that's too deep for me"

[EDIT] Fuck.

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