So I went for a job at a condom factory

On my interview there were workers everywhere trying out condoms having sex with beautiful women. I couldn't believe my eyes, I was praying I would get the job. Amazingly, a few days later I got a phone call telling me I was accepted and could start right away. So on my first day the manager shows me round and finally leaves me in a room with a porn magazine and and a pack of condoms. What's this? ? I asked. He replied "well you have to work a week in hand".

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