And he mentioned how he got a BA from Harvard, an MA from University of Texas at Austin, an MPhil from Columbia, and a PhD from Columbia.
And I was like, "MPhil? That sounds soooooo made up."
That's right. I just gave Neil deGrasse Tyson a third-degree burn.
I'll show myself out.
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