So I was recently reading that condoms are effective only 97% of the time and I thought that's really not good enough for me. So I had my girlfriend get on the pill, which is apparently 98% effective. I was still feeling a little paranoid, so then I also had her use female condoms. But after all this my mind still wasn't at ease, and I really wanted something that was 100% effective. So yesterday I dyed my hair to become ginger.
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