I was on an airplane, flying out to Europe or wherever, and the pilot had finished making his announcements. Thing was, he forgot to turn off the microphone, so everyone heard what he said to the copilot, which was something like "Man, all I want right now is a blowjob and a cup of coffee."
Well, the stewardess ran up the aisle to tell him he'd left the microphone on, and as she passed my aisle I said to her, "Hey, hon, you forgot the coffee."
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