and my workplace is a good 40 minute cycle from my place.
But two or three minutes after I leave the house I fall off my bike. No biggie - I hop back on. Only, the same thing happens again immediately after. So I get back on because I'm thinking 'so what, it happens'. But I keep falling off my bike. And I keep getting back on. Fall off. Back on. Fall off. Back on.
You could say it's a never-ending cycle.
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