I put my phone in my pocket and gratefully took the box of fries and paid the cashier. I took my first bite, but something tasted a little weird. After pondering over what might be so strange, I discovered there was no salt!
"Why is there no salt on my fries?" I ask the old, ragged, female cook.
"Well, you were browsing Reddit weren't you?"
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