I pulled my cock out of this fat girl's arse, then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy minge, and said, "Are you going to eat that?"
"Your pussy?" I asked, disgusted.
"No, that," she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn on my knob.
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