I tried to avoid being humiliated by going up to the ugliest, fattest chick and asking, "hey babe, wanna suck me off?" - but it was to no avail, she merely replied, "not in a million years".
I ended up at home, alone having a wank and crying.
You may be wondering what the joke is here.
It's me.
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