And since my friend is a car expert, I looked to him. I wanted a Toyata, since my dad owned one, and he said he knew the kind I wanted. He drove me to a giant department store, the type that sells everything, and led me inside. We walked for a long while, then I realised we had passed the car sale section. I told my friend this and he said he knew what he was doing. As we entered the toy department he walked to Star Wars toys and picked one out, he then gave it to me. I asked him what it was and he said 'It's a toy Yoda'.
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