When I got out of the airport a man came up to me and asked me if I knew how to spit chewing tobacco. I told him no and he insisted that he teach me. As I was practicing I accidentally spit on a midget, I said I'm so sorry... are you ok? He turns around and says "well I'm not happy!". So I said... which one are you then?
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