I laughed hard when my brother-in-law told me so tonight. I imagined the following scenario, and I present my very first "stand up" joke. Go easy on me:
So Comcast opened a restaurant on the top floor of their new skyscraper in Philly. Beautiful view of the entire city. I ordered the one-pound burger for $10. When I got it, I looked down in shock. "Waiter! I ordered the one-pound burger, what the hell is this?"
The waiter looked embarrassed. "Err, sir, did you read the menu carefully?"
"Yes, it said a one-pound burger for $10."
"Please check your menu again, sir," as he handed me the menu.
"This isn't the same menu!"
"The menu changed after you ordered, sir."
"How is that poss... forget it," I mumbled, flipping to the burgers and reading aloud.
"*Up to one pound of premium beef*,"
"Yes, sir."
"This is clearly not a pound of burger!" I said, throwing my hands up in frustration.
"Well... you *did* come on a Saturday night, when everyone else is ordering the burger as well sir. We do our best."
"AND WHY DOES IT SAY $15.95?!"
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