God shows up and says "What the hell are doing?" The guy says "I can't go on living anymore." God refuses and says "Please don't kill yourself. I will give you anything you want if you." The guy takes a while and says "I want a bridge from California to Hawaii" God looks dumb founded and says "What? That is ridiculous. You are not thinking straight right now. I'll give you another shot." The guy thinks for awhile and says "I want to understand women." God quickly replies "You want 2 or 4 lanes."
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