So I got naked and wrapped myself in Saran Wrap before I drove to see a new psychiatrist. I walked into his office and asked "doc, do you think I'm crazy?" He sat there quiet for a second before he replied "I don't know if your crazy but I can definitely see you're nuts!!"
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