So I got into an argument with my girlfriend about her drinking problem...

I said to her, "You know babe, drinking really brings out the..."

She interrupts and slowly slurs, "con..tin..ue"

I quickly replied, "Well, I wasn't going to word it like that But yes, it does bring out the cunt in you."

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