So I got a job today

I was doing terribly at the interview. Just foot in my mouth, slurred words that didn't make much sense to my interviewer. Eventually, he asked me, "What's wrong?"

I told him "Sorry, I'm just really high and tired."

"You're hired," he replied.

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