So I go to the aquarium with some friends...

I go to the aquarium one day and my friends are discussing their favorite animals, all which are sea creatures. One of my friends tried to include my in the conversation by asking which animal was my favorite. Little did they know, my favorite animal is not a sea creature, so I just told them, "It's irrelephant."

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