Kid: I would like to purchase these condoms.
Cashier: Aren´t you too young for this?
Kid: No...
Cashier: How old are you?
Kid: 11
Cashier: What are you going to use those for?
Kid: I want to protect my skin.
^^^^Forgive ^^^^me
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