So Gary comes home completely wasted

After extraordinary heavy drinking, Gary comes home completely wasted. Manages to find the bed and falls down on it... Within seconds, he passes out and dies. His inebriated soul meets Saint Peter.

- Who are you ?
- I'm Saint Peter, Gary. Drank a bit too much it seems, heh ?
- What, i'm dead ? No it can't be ! I dont want it to be over yet !
- Alas ! There is nothing to be done now... Althought.. If you really want to live again, I can have you reincarnated in an animal. It would be a hen for you
- Well okay, I guess it's still better than be dead..


And so Gary becomes a hen, and gets to enjoy again the beauty of nature, the warmth of the sun, the sound of the birds, until he meets another hen.

- Gary ?! Is that you ?
- Paul ? What the hell ? You are a hen too ??
- Yeah ! What a night it was heh ? Guess that ladt tequila was too much haha ! Anyway, come with me, you will see life as a hen is amazing !!

And so the old buddies spent a few hourd enjoying themselves, when suddenly Gary felt a strange construction in his belly

- It's okay buddy you're just laying your first egg. Just let it go, you will see it feels amazing !
- okay !... Hmff .. Whoah your right it feels good ! Wait ! I think there is another one !

When suddenly Gary felt a hand shaking his shoulder ..


- Gary for fuck sake what's wrong with you !! You're taking a shit in the bed !!!!