So Fred whent to a dinner at his friend and his wife.

When they sat at the table Fred happens to drop his knife at the floor.
When he whent to pick it up, he looked under the table and notice that his friends wife did not had any panties on.

*he accidentally slammed his head in to the table* as he whent back up.

Later when his friend whent to the bathroom, his friends wife asked him if he liked what he saw under the table,
sure enough he said 'yes'

Then the wife said 'come on monday after lunch and it will cost 200 bucks'

On monday after lunch fred whent to his friends house with 200 bucks and the wife
made his world rock like nothing he ever had befor.
he thanked her and left.

Later that day his friend got home and asked if fred had been here and giving her 200 bucks

The wife thought that he might know that the affair has really happen with Fred and said: im sorry its true he gave me 200 bucks

He replied: Good, Fred come by my work this morning and asked if I could lend him 200 bucks and he said he will come by after lunch and give them back to you

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