...and God said to her, "Farrah, you lived a beautiful life. You were kind, and sincere, and generous to everyone you met. You never acted out of self interest and as a reward...I am going to grant one wish. Anything you want; just name it."
Farrah thought for a minute. Then it came to her.
She smiled and said, "I just want all the children of the world to be safe."
*Okay, Reddit -- if you have a better Michael Jackson joke...I wanna hear it*
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