3 men are flying in a small aircraft over the jungle and crash. As they try and fix the plane they are seized by a local canibalistic tribe. The tribe leader explained to them that if they want to live, then they must go out into the jungle and find 10 pieces of the same fruit; If they try to escape, they will be hunted and killed. The first man gets back to the tribe with 10 apples. The tribe leader tells him he must put all 10 up his bum without making any facial expressions if we wants to be let free. The man gets to 3 and winces in pain, he is killed and eaten. The 2nd man gets back with 10 blueberrys. He gets to 8 blueberrys up his bum before he started laughing and was killed and eaten
While in heaven, the first man asks the second, "Why did you start laughing? You were so close!"
The second man responded, "I saw the 3rd man walking back with 10 pineapples!"
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