So Charlie walks into the chocolate shop

Bar tender: "Hello Charlie! What would you like today?"
Charlie: "A Hersheys bar please."
Bar tender: "Sorry Charlie we are all out of that how about a Snickerdoodle?"
Charlie: "Sure!"
Charlie: "Oh man this tastes like crap!"
Bar tender: "Oh sorry Charlie, that wasn't a Snickerdoodle that was a doggie doddle!"

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.