The wife looks at him puzzled and responds, "We've been married forever why are you asking me this for it now?"
The man responds, "I thought it would be fun, please."
"I'm afraid you won't respect me if I do that to you, it seems so dehumanizing."
"We've been married for 40 years, nothing will make me love you or respect you less."
So the wife finally agrees and after it's over she looks at her husband and asks, "How was it?"
To which the husband replies, "How should I know, you're the cocksucker."
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