So Adam and Sarah partyed all night....

And in the morning, it was saturday and they had to go to sunday school.
Adam was wide awake but sarah was still hella tired.
They get there and Sarah immediately fell asleep as soon as the priest started talking. He eventually decided to give a pop quiz. He asked the first question.
"Who brought us out of the hands of evil and saved us from absolute destruction?" asked the priest. Seeing Sarah sleeping he immediately called on her to try to embarrass her. Adam felt bad and wanted her to answer the question so he poked hard in the back with a pencil. Startled, she jolted up and yelled " JESUS CHRIST". The priest looked at her in udder disbelief and told her she got the question correct, but by the time he congratulated her, she was already asleep again. in time he asked the next question.
"Who freed us from our doom and fate as a people who could not believe?".
Seeing sarah asleep again, he called on her, and Adam poked her with his pencil even harder this time. She awoke in pain yelling "HOLY LORD". to the priests supprise it was correct again. Sarah went on sleeping. with time church was almost over and the priest asked his final question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after having their 27th baby?"
He of course called on Sarah, who was in a very deep sleep.
Adam poked her, but she did not wake up. so he repeatedly dug his pencil into her back, when finally, he stabbed her as hard as he could and she woke up and yelled
"DAMMIT ADAM. IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME AGAIN, I AM GOING TO SNAP IT IN TWO!!!!"