She placed an ad online and waited for people to show up. A lot of men came to the door, but none of them were right for her. One day, a man with no arms and no legs came over. He said "I'm the perfect guy for you... I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away."
"But how do I know you're good in bed?" The woman asked.
The man smiled and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
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