This dumb blonde bitch walks into an ice-cream shop and asks for a gallon of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.
Man says "we don't have any chocolate".
"Well then just give me half a gallon of chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla."
"Ma'am, we don't have any chocolate"
"Okay, give me a quart of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry".
He sighs, "Ma'am".. spell the 'van' in 'vanilla'."
"v-a-n".
"Now spell the 'straw' in 'strawberry'."
"s-t-r-a-w."
"Now spell the 'fuck' in 'chocolate'."
"Well, there ain't no fuck in chocolate!"
"That's what I've been trying to tell you!"
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