So a town is flooding.

A massive flood is happening in a small town. Many people are running and screaming trying to find safe haven.

A young woman however just goes up to her 2nd floor as the water continues to rise. Once she gets there, a boat comes up to her house and the men aboard yell, "Come aboard m'am, we'll take you to safety!"

The woman calmly responds, "No thank you, God will save me."

The men shrug and move on to save other people. The water continues to rise, so the woman moves to her roof. Another boat comes up and the men aboard yell, "Come aboard m'am, we'll take you to safety!"

Again, the woman calmly responds, "No thank you, God will save me."

The men shrug and leave her. The water continues to rise, so she climbs up to her chimney. Another boat comes up and the men aboard yell, "Come aboard m'am, we'll take you to safety!"

The woman still calmly responds with, "No thank you, God will save me."

The men shrug and continue looking for survivors. The water continues to rise, and with no where left to go, the woman drowns. She ends up in heaven, where she meets God. She angrily shouts at him, "What the hell? Why didn't you save me?"

Then God says, "For crying out loud woman, I sent 3 boats!"