And he has about an hour to go before the ceremony. He has everything in place when he realizes he forgot the chuppah, and its too late for him to go back to the synagogue and get it. So he starts running around nearby homes, trying to find someone who has a canopy, and he starts to get more and more desperate, asking for bed sheets or anything that will work, and he has no luck at all. So finally he runs into an Irish pub that's just down the road and he staggers through the door and he says "Guys! I know it's a long shot, but I really, really need a canopy!"
So the bartender poors him a Miller Lite.
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