There were 4 people aboard the plane and only 3 parachutes; the people were the richest man in the world, the smartest man in the world, the nicest man in the world, and a kid. The first man said "I am the richest man alive, So I get a parachute", he put it on and jumped out. The smartest man in the world said "I am the smartest person alive so I get one too". He grabbed a bag and jumped out. The nicest man said to the kid you are young so you take the last parachute. The kid turned and said "no, look, the smart guy took my backpack!".
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