So a pirate walks into a bar...

The waitress goes over to the pirate and notices a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The waitress asks, "Sir, I don't mean to alarm you, but you have steering wheel hanging down in front of your crotch." The pirate replies, "Aargh, it's driving me nuts!"

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