After finishing his safety checks, he announces "Welcome on our flight non-stop to LA. The weather ahead is fine and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH FUCK"
There's silence in the plane
A short time later, the pilot comes back on: "Sorry if I scared you earlier, but I spilled hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants"
A passenger in the back yells out "You should see the back of mine!"
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